The Priest

There was a priest in a small brittish village, who was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the backyard of the parish. He had a rooster and about ten hens.

One Saturday night the rooster went missing and the priest was surprised and suspected that was it has something to do with the Cockfight occurred in the village the previous night,
so he was afraid that someone might have stole it.

So he decided to ask the people in church the next morning.

At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has any of you have a cock?" All the men stood up.

"No, No," he said, "that's not what i meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up. "No, No," he said, "that's not what i meant. Has anybody seen a cock that does not belong to them?"

Half the women stood up. "No, No!," he said, "that's not what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?"

All the alter boys on the back stood up!.